- One Fluro - “Fluro
- Two Fluros - “Double Fluro”
- Three Fluros - “Triple Fluros”
- Four Fluros - “Quadruple Fluro”
- Five or More Fluros “Flurry of Fluros”
- You can also add what sort of Fluro it is. For example, a Fluro digging a hole becomes a Hole Fluro.
Hypothetical Ducks
Saturday, 15 October 2011
Wednesday, 28 September 2011
Becoming Famous on the Internet: Copious Glitter and Stalking
Oh well, it must have been the cinematographer’s fault for making me look bad. I’d once again like to call attention to our dear friend, Tim Hodgson, first mentioned here. Tim wrote, directed, filmed, set up lighting for, held the microphone for, and did every other filmmaking job that I’m not familiar with for this movie. Apparently the task was to prove to the students7 that it’s impossible to take on every job when making a movie. However, I’m pretty sure Tim SMASHED THAT CONCEPTION OUT OF THE WATER. Woo, go Tim! There were no TIMperfections in this movie!
7A thing that Tim is.
Saturday, 18 June 2011
How To Enjoy Being An Adult
On my seventeenth birthday, I began fearing my eighteenth. For those of you not from Australia (if you’re not from Australia please comment or send me a carrier pigeon or something to let me know because I find the thought of our little ol’ blog attracting fans from overseas mind-blowing), I should explain eighteen is the age in Australia when you are legally considered an adult.
While most young people can’t wait to be all grown up, I was close to having an emotional breakdown. I didn't want to grow up. I didn't want responsibility. I hated the idea of the adult world. Everyone kept asking me what I wanted to do with my life and I had to keep telling them that I had no freaking idea. Now it’s okay to say you have no idea when you’re little. That's fine. When you’re little and someone asks you want to be, no matter what you say, people are cool with it (with the exception of maybe “mummy when I grow up I want to be a prostitute”. Then maybe it’s time to book your child in for counselling). You say you don’t know what you want to be, nobody cares. You say you want to be a ballerina or a fire truck, and people just smile and laugh. When they ask you what you want to do when you’re nearly an adult, however, they expect you to be able to recite a five year plan. I can’t do that. I don’t know what I’m doing tomorrow, let alone in five years.
"... and then once I finish my degree I'm going to move to another city, get a job, and rent a flat with my brother until I save enough money to look into buying a house of my own. What do you want to do, Aysha?"
"I want to be a Ninja turtle! Or a pony!"
"Okay.. But what about.."
"PONY!"
But now that I am an “adult” I’ve come to realise it’s not so bad. You can actually do pretty cool things when you're a grown up. Yes, there are responsibilities and whatnot, but I think in the end they are worth it.
One of my favourite things I can do as an adult is that I can do my own shopping and decide what I want to buy all by myself. My Mum is a bit of an Organic fan. When I say that, I don’t just mean our food is Organic. I grew up with Organic Toothpaste that tasted like Molasses and Dirt. While all the other kids in the playground were eating peanut butter, I got almond paste.
Although I still live with my mum, now that I’m all grown up I can get what I want. I was so genuinely excited when I bought Cocoa Pops, I ended up telling the person at the checkout all about how much I couldn't wait till tomorrow morning to eat them. I brush my teeth with proper toothpaste which I hide in the bathroom drawer. I eat peanut butter with Hundreds and Thousands. Yep, I’m living the life.
"Just like a chocolate milkshake, only I can have it for breakfast! Then I'm going to brush my teeth with colgate!"
Apart from giving myself more cavities, not much has changed for me since becoming an adult. I still watch children’s programs. I spend evenings building blanket forts and watching Disney movies on video in them with all my soft toy companions. If anything, being a grown up allows me more time to do all the things I loved doing as a kid. I don’t have to worry about my mum calling my friend’s mum to organise one Saturday when we can hang out for a couple of hours. I do all the childish things I love except now I can do them without adult supervision. And I think that's pretty cool.
As for what I want to do with my life: I still don’t know. And I think that’s okay. I guess my five year plan is just to do what I enjoy doing. Writing songs, stories and plays, reading, dancing, singing, being a theatre nerd, and watching children’s programs. And of course, writing posts for this blog. I enjoy that. I just hope that you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoy writing it. Although if you don’t enjoy it, you probably stopped reading a while back.
PS: When I wrote Hundreds and Thousands for the first time I accidently misspelt it and the result of that misspelling inspired this pun:
What do dogs like to decorate cupcakes with? Houndreds and Thousands.
Do you like it? I made it all by myself!
PPS: As I was falling asleep I thought of another pun about my friend Tim. What do you call a blemish on Tim? A Timperfection!
I think I’m funny.
Monday, 25 April 2011
Aysha Vs Technology
Good news everyone! Emma went through my previous posts and made my spelling and grammar less horrible! Isn’t she wonderful? I think everyone should say thank you to Emma, right now, aloud. Whether you’re at home, in a library, or stealing internet from McDonalds, let’s have a big thank you for Emma. I can’t think of a good segue to transition from thanking Emma to my next post, so I’ll let you mentally insert one. I could say that this way I’m keeping the readers involved in the post, but really, I’m just being lazy.
A while ago, Emma and I went through a phase when we were convinced that our phones were out to get us. I don’t know how this came about, but for a while we were paranoid that our phones were sending embarrassing texts to people without us knowing, or that they would re-write out texts when we sent them. For example, if I wanted to text Emma saying “Hey, want to catch up for coffee later?” my phone would instead send it as “Hey, I want to throw scalding coffee over you later, because I hate you”. However, we never had any evidence that our phones were against us and so this obsession was soon forgotten. Until, just recently, when I got my new phone.
"They seem to be distracted..." "Quick, send horrible texts to their closest friends, GO GO GO!" Note: We actually own the silly hats pictured. Note Note: We really do get distracted by them. They are awesome.
Due to me being horrible with new technology, I hadn’t upgraded my phone for roughly three years. My old phone had been so faithful, but when I finished school and got a job, I figured it was time for my phone to retire and for me to get a shiny new replacement. It seemed like a great phone. Purple (my favourite colour), slim, just the right size to fit into my wallet, and relatively simple to use. It wasn't until one night when I went to text Emma that I realised something was up.
The text I intended to send was “Hey Emma, I finish work at nine on Tuesday. Want to catch up?”
When I reread the text however, my phone had changed it to “Hey Emma, I finish work at nine on Uterus. Want to catch up?”
I found this both disturbing and amusing. But no fear of my phone being against me was aroused. A few days later, I tried to send a message to another friend, signing off with this:
“…Anyway, I’m really tired. So I’m going to head to bed. Goodnight. Sweet dreams.”
My phone decided the text would be improved if I said:
“…Anyway, I’m really tired. So I’m going to head to bed. Goodnight. Sweet erections.”
I was less amused, and more disturbed. Erections? What? No! I didn't want to wish my friend sweet erections! I told Emma. We were both very disturbed, although we had to admit the idea of wishing someone sweet erections was quite funny.
“Have a nice erection!”
“Sweet erections!”
“May all you’re erections come true!”
Imagine how messed up Disney movies would be if they replaced “dream” with “erection” .
I was slightly more paranoid about my phone at this stage, but I was finally pushed over the edge when this happened.
Intended message: “I finish my shift at seven, so I’ll come over then.”
Message my phone wanted: “I finish my shift at seven, so I’ll come over UBERSEXUAL.”
….
WHAT! That…It just…NO! It doesn't even work! At least things like erection and dream, and uterus and Tuesday made a scrap of sense. You use a few of the same keys when beginning those words, so to some extent I could accept that. But “then” and “ubersexual” DOES NOT WORK!
Is ubersexual even a word? According to Microsoft word and the squiggle of shame, it isn’t. After telling Emma this, our paranoia returned. We’re still unsure if Emma’s phone is against her or not. But we have good reasons to believe that my new phone just likes to cause trouble. First it has a GPS that tells me to turn left when I’m on a bridge and to my left, there is a drop to my death. Now my phone is trying to make me sound like a sex crazed maniac.
What does technology have against me?
PS. Sorry I didn't give you many pictures in this post. Didn't really think it was appropriate to draw Ubersexual Uterus Erections.